Today we had one outside recess and one inside recess. The outside recess was the first recess and the inside recess was the last recess. After lunch recess Mr. Gall read us a book. The book was called Wayside School. When Mr. Gall read it Mrs. Jewels was so mean that she asked crazy questions. She asked, what is the capital of England. She asked, how do you make pickeles. She asked, well I think I forgot but she thretend Leslie that if she wouldn't get all of those queshtions right she would pour pickle juice over her head but just before she could pour it a boy just saved her pigtails. Instead Mrs. Jewels poured it on herself. -Carly's journal